WTF, World: Volume XXIV

"WTF, World" Wednesdays...

AVENGE ME, BOYS!

AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay, now I'm really stretching with the pop culture references. Anyway, here's some links.

• I find this story extremely amusing for two reasons: 1) Rachel Ray is a TERRORIST. 2) Michelle Malkin is an idiot. OOH LOOK SHE IS WEARING A SHIRT SO DO ARABS DUNKIN DONUTS HATE AMERICA. No matter how much I dislike Rachel Ray, going this crazy because she decided to wear a scarf somewhat similar to a keffiyeh (which actually looks like this and doesn't feature the paisley pattern seen on Ray's scarf) is completely ridiculous. Particularly as the scarf is NOT a keffiyeh, which one can determine if they look closely instead of glancing at a black-and-white scarf and completely flipping a shit. Furthermore, Ms. Malkin, do you sincerely believe Dunkin' Donuts is trying to subliminally push a pro-Palestinian/anti-America agenda, particularly as their slogan "America Runs on Dunkin" associates the company with our country (Apple Pie, Baseball, and Dunkin' Donuts. Sounds about right.)? I think not. But to you, the commercial is an assault on our nation and all it stands for, and is a more pressing issue than our economy being in the shitter or American troops and innocent civilians dying half a world away. Well done. Now fuck off.
• Oh, Hillary, I'm sorry, but you need to stop. Your RFK comment certainly isn't helping you out. Neither is your campaign chair's strategy of blaming said gaffe on Obama. And as for the assertion that your husband didn't secure the nomination in 1992 until June? Well, he actually wrapped that one up in early April. Take it easy, Hil. Why don't you sit this next one out. Stop talking for a while.
• The ladies do not appear to be doing so well in today's installment. And Sharon Stone isn't about to buck the trend. So according to the actress, most famous for showing her cooch, the Sichuan earthquake and its large death toll are the result of bad karma from China's poor human rights record in Tibet. So the Chinese government does something bad, and karma balances things out by killing thousands of innocent people. This is kind of like the whole "Hurricane Katrina was because of buttsex" thing. Evidently, Karma is a dick. Either that, or Earl's got a whole lotta work to do. The Chinese were quick to respond to Stone's comments by banning her movies. Hopefully this was not because of her words, but because most of her films are bloody awful.