Monday, September 22, 2008

We're Back!

"I Got Words!" has returned with ALL NEW FEATURES, including the following:
  • 3 new writers
  • More weekly features
  • That new website smell
  • Possibly some sort of cockney rhyming slang, even though the only thing I know is that "apples and pears" means stairs, I think.
  • Run-on sentences
  • AND MORE!
Today we start off with a look inside our nation's military by the mysterious SLoth, who is so deeply imbedded in the armed forces that he has been forced to use an alias to write here. Either that, or he has three toes. Or both.

Enjoy.